WOOOOO! You want the Nature Boy? The stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun? WOOO!

Let me tell you something, Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park, but it's got the LONGEST LINE! WOOO! You come at Ric Flair with word games and letter counts, and I'm gonna chop you down like a redwood tree! WOOO!

Four e's in seventeen - that's DIAMOND quality information, baby! Custom-made, alligator shoes, Rolex watch wearing ACCURACY! To be the man, you gotta BEAT the man, and nobody beats the Nature Boy at counting letters! WOOO!

I've been world champion SIXTEEN TIMES! I know numbers! I know excellence! And I know there are four e's in that word, whether you like it or not! WOOO!

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THAT'S why I'm the Nature Boy! WOOO!